When Millennials Consider The Ladder Theory…
Sally: … and so, girls have two ladders, see? And…
Millennial Guy 1: Why do the girls get so many ladders and guys only get one? I think I’m going to need at least three ladders.
Sally: Guys only have ONE ladder. That’s the whole point of the Ladder Theory.
Millennial Guy 2: I don’t feel seen.
Sally: Oh, the Ladder Theory sees you. It sees things you cannot see.
Millennial Guy 3: I’m gay, how many ladders do I have?
Sally: Huh… this is really more of a theory about straight people, but…. I feel like you have the same ladder, it’s just lying on the ground horizontally.
Millennial Girl 1: Okay, I counted and I have FIVE ladders.
Sally: NO! And if you keep thinking that way, we’re going to take away your good ladder and leave you with the bad ladder that NOBODY wants to be on.
Millennial Girl 2: I’m afraid of ladders.
Sally: You don’t actually CLIMB the ladder, it’s really more of a ranking system in your mind where you…
Millennial: I feel like you shouldn’t get to decide for someone else what ladder they should be on or…